Frank Voorhees
While playing Dead Rising on Monday I changed up my wardrobe from the MegaMan Tights and Boots with the Lego head to something more akin to what you'd find on movies involving the 13th of the month that happens to be a Friday (but not the same Friday as one you should see Atonement on):
Yeah, I suppose the Heavy Machine Gun is slight overkill, but it sure looks intimidating. It also tears through psychopaths, so that's useful, but is a pain to lug around when dealing with survivors. I'm digging the outfit, and since it's persistent throughout the cutscenes, it adds extra humor. For example, after dispatching Steven, and saving Isabela, she takes off running. Jessie commented on that by saying "Can't blame her from running from someone with your looks." I personally wouldn't be too keen on entrusting my safety with someone that looks like an iconic mass murderer from a movie series, but maybe that's me.
Oh, and yes, it's early, I know.